DIGITAL DINING WITH BOB PRITIKIN 06.14.05 Robert C. Pritikin, Chenery House, and Wendy's: Bob Pritikin Anna Ayala Chili Finger Motorcoach Wendy's Culinary Adventure. Comment: I know, I know. It's not exactly art, but it's kinda art. Let's call it a performance piece. Local panjandrum, Bob Pritikin, owner of the famed Chenery House, rents a motorcoach and invites 30 close friends and family to dine at the San Jose Wendy's where Anna Ayala pulled her brilliant I-found-a-human-finger-in-my-chili stunt. The art part is that Pritikin, a creative colossus with time on his hands, buys a bag of mini breadsticks, then takes each one, draws two sets of three parallel ink lines on it to simulate joints, and tops it with a press-on nail like the kind you buy at the drugstore. Voila-- fingers. So off we all bus to San Jose-- full cocktail service, of course, provided-- with intrepid Bob and his zip-lock baggie of ersatz fingers at the vanguard. Once at Wendy's, chili is ordered, and Bob carefully places a single handcrafted simu-digit into each sumptuous cup just before it's served-- and there you go. Dinner. So what are we waiting for? Let's eat! Hmmm. This looks interesting. I'm game. Here we are. I wonder who all's on the guest list? Oh. Hi Bob. Wow. It's Eddie Fisher. Light hors d'oeuvres and civil chit-chat as we await departure. That Bob. Always clowning. All aboard. That was fast. Here we are. Photo op. In we go. Bob stays back to elucidate the NBC-TV 11 News dude. Our digital dining experience awaits us. Yummy. This looks delicious. And a hermetically sealed fork. Gustatory nuancing. Down the hatch. Oh boy. That's some good-ass eatin'. I always save the best for last. Excellent. "Hey Bob, how's yer din-din?" Really? And we ate and we ate... ... until we were all fulled up. It's Jose - the first employee to learn about the finger. Meanwhile, out in the parking lot... And let's not forget the view. Sooner or later, all good things must end. Seats please. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but memories last forever. |